They made me do it. I knew it was wrong, but if I didn't I wouldn't have been seen as a 'team player' you know?

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be one of the founders of a startup, trying to keep your ass in line so your investors don't replace you with some Wharton or Harvard buddy of theirs?

People were *complaining*. When people complain, subscribership goes down. We don't hit our numbers. People get sacked, usually the founders. I'm just trying to cover my ass here, but I have to tell you I feel like a schmuck.